All About That Bass

All About That Bass
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Cause you know I’m all about that bass fishing! No treble hooks please..

Nelson & Murdock Avocados at Law

Nelson & Murdock Avocados at Law
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Nelson & Murdock are the best avocados in the city!.

The Curse Continues

The Curse Continues
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Oh well… Just wait til next year. Maybe? Mwahahahaha!.

Paragon Enterprises

Paragon Enterprises
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Wanted: Individuals who take the high road. Paragon Enterprise is currently seeking motivated individuals with an unbelievable sense of ethics and an unending quest to seek out “”the right thing to do.””.

Yoshi Sushi Poster

Yoshi Sushi Poster
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Talk about a great sidekick. Yoshi can flutter, he can breathe fire, he can lay eggs. Sometimes he’s green, sometimes he’s red, sometimes he’s…sushi. Quite a delicious looking platter, don’t you think? Poster prices vary by size..

Bowser Shall Not Pass

Bowser Shall Not Pass
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Bowser shall not pass! Fly you super fools!.

Future Cat Lady

Future Cat Lady
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So we figured “”Future Spinster”” might not be appropriate for a tshirt..

Roundtine

Roundtine
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Delicious and refreshing, a nice tall mug of Roundtine is gold, pure gold..

100% Dad Body

100% Dad Body
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Hey ladies, why don’t you check out my dad body? How do you get this? Moderate exercise followed by pizza and beer on the weekends..

It’s A Crap!

It's A Crap!
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Take evasive action! Admiral Ackbar is known for warning the rebels to retreat from the battle station, but it might as well be the bathroom. Either way, you know those in proximity are going to clear out. It’s a Crap! Mon Calamari, indeed..