Get your mind out of the gutter – it’s Obama Chicka Wah Wah. This tee has nothing to do with a 70s guitar porn riff. Nothing whatsoever. Do you think Barack Obama’s the coolest thing to happen to the presidency? Wear your support if you find taking down Osama Bin Laden and preventing a second Great Depression while still coming home every night for dinner with his family impressive. But just any tee won’t do; say it with some oomph…Obama Chica Wah Wah..
Soul Stone Records has some of the grooviest tunes you’ll ever hear, man. Check out new, hip underground bands including The Horadric Mages, Tristram’s Burning, and the newest album from Dark Wanderer. You’ve probably never heard of them, but that’s fine. If you just stay awhile and listen, I think you’ll like them..
Oh how we miss Chris Farley in Tommy Boy singing, “”Faaaat Guy in a little Coooat.”” It has become the anthem for fat guys everywhere..
You don’t know how to use the shells? Well…neither do we because it’s only 2012, and San Angeles hasn’t even been built yet..
Bunker Hill, Gettysburg and Normandy are three of the most famous battles in history. Now you can add Frank’s backyard to that list. The site of the epic showdown between fireflies and lightning bugs will go down as the bloodiest battles of all time..
Forget climbing Mt. Everest or walking on the moon, if you’re a real adventure seeker – get to Mars!.