Looks like hornydiablo69 (aka The Predator) is in for a bit of a surprise when Chris descends down on him like a log covered in punji sticks. He insists that he was “”just here to party,”” but the transcript says otherwise..
Don’t forget that Dr. Tobias Funke from Arrested Development was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist. Don’t let the business card scare you. Poster prices vary by size..
Are you a self-proclaimed hipster? Are you offended by the idea of eating ‘old-fashioned hamburgers’ like all the rest of the conformists do? If this is the case, look no further than Trendy’s. Our ever changing staff will never smile, hardly bathe, and only wear second hand clothes. We’ll give you a mediocre burger with a look that says ‘I have no personal interest in you, and yet I really hope you read my blog.’.
This shirt is for the greatest, most important, most interesting person of all times. All this is true, because it rhymes..
When you’re Walter White, everything can be a weapon. Cars, machine guns, garage door openers… the possibilities are endless..
Soul Stone Records has some of the grooviest tunes you’ll ever hear, man. Check out new, hip underground bands including The Horadric Mages, Tristram’s Burning, and the newest album from Dark Wanderer. You’ve probably never heard of them, but that’s fine. If you just stay awhile and listen, I think you’ll like them..
Everyone says they’re just going to vote for the lesser of the two evils, but why do that? Vote Cthulhu, then enjoy your soul’s plummet into the dark abyss..
Buddy the Elf is the worst toy maker in the entire North Pole. Everyone knows that he’s a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins and shouldn’t be allowed in the factory at all..