Buddy the Elf is the worst toy maker in the entire North Pole. Everyone knows that he’s a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins and shouldn’t be allowed in the factory at all..
I guess Massachusetts has finally had enough and pulled his switch on Maine! He warned him not to mess around!.
Man, it’s hard out there for an imp. You need a special saddle to ride your horse, you always have to travel with a guard, you get framed for murder, thrown into a sky cell, your own family treats you unkindly. And that is just in season one. Impin’ ain’t easy..
You want a piece of me!? Why, yes, of course you do. I am a delicious two-layer cake with chocolate fudge and strawberry frosting. YUM!.
Lawn looking a little down? Call Link’s Landscaping Service. We’re quick, we’re courteous and we keep all the money we find..
The Game of Thrones picks up its intensity with this poker tournament. Sigils have traveled from the north and south to try their hand at winning the throne. Let’s hope there’s not much bloodshed, but with the stag and lion breaking the rules, we all know there could be a full-fledged war..
The Weyland-Yutani Travel Service welcomes you to beautiful LV-426! See derelict crafts with space jockey fossils, the quaint nearby town of Hadley’s Hope, or the Xenomorph underground dwellings. There’s something for every man, woman, and artificial person on LV-426!.