Red Shirts Dye

Red Shirts Dye
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You can dye, but you can’t hide. Everyone knows red shirts can’t escape their fate… no matter how hard they try..

Vamonos Pest

Vamonos Pest
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Trap those bugs and tell them to vamonos with our home fumigation service! Your neighbors may complain about the strange fumes emanating from your house, but rest assured that’s just our secret “”bug zapping”” formula at work!.

Tip to Tip Middle-Out Algorithm

Tip to Tip Middle-Out Algorithm
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Finally, a shirt dedicated to one of the most controversial scientific algorithms of modern science can be yours to own! Often a hot topic of discussion as well as debate amongst scientific peers, the Tip-to-Tip Middle-Out Algorithm, for better or worse, has revolutionized the way we think about time and space..

Burt Gummer for President!

Burt Gummer for President!
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Vote for Burt Gummer, he’ll never let you down! He’s only ran out of ammo once, he’s strictly anti-underground monster, and he owns a cannon!.

Mr E.T.

Mr E.T.
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I pity the fool who doesn’t phone home! But if you do, don’t jibber jabber too long!.

Paper Tube Knights

Paper Tube Knights
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En garde! Touché! You can hardly call yourself a knight without the proper armor and… sword?!.

Not Today Satan!

Not Today Satan!
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Don’t let the devil mislead you! Just tell him NOT TODAY!.

They USED To Laugh and Call Me Names

They USED To Laugh and Call Me Names
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Rudy was tormented for having a shiny nose. And a reindeer can only take so much name calling and harassment. Even after he proved his worth, and he was accepted by the others, he didn’t forget….

Split Happens

Split Happens
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No turkey or ham bone for me. All I get are the splits. Oh well, Split Happens I guess..

Acrocats

Acrocats
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Now it’s really the greatest show on earth. A whole circus performed by cats featuring the ever-daring acrocats!.