No vacation is complete without a layover on an exotic South Pacific Island. Who cares if you have to make a crash landing to get there? Put on one of these Lost tshirts, board Oceanic Airlines Flight 815 and prepare for the ride of your life. This gift pack includes: Flight 815 (gray tshirt); I am Still Lost (white tshirt); Sawyer Nicknames (gray tshirt)..
Hey, let me show you what my wiener can do. I’ve got him trained to do cool tricks whenever a pretty girl walks by. Are you sure you don’t want to see my wiener? He’s really cute and I promise he won’t bite. Wait, why are you running away?.
Everyone knows that Bears eat cheese. Even if you base your football picks on the mascot alone then you have to go with the Bears over the Packers..
The Nun Chuck – A weapon so deadly it’s banned in 673 countries across the globe. We advise you to keep your distance..
Who said you wouldn’t use chemistry after college? Clearly it’s the best way to pick up a date at a bar..
This is the year the world is going to end…in theory. But who knew that the dead would become the undead as early as Thanksgiving? All I’m saying is be careful what you eat this holiday season – and stay away from the zombie turkeys for sure..
Hey ladies, why don’t you check out my dad body? How do you get this? Moderate exercise followed by pizza and beer on the weekends..