A Gorillion Dollars

A Gorillion Dollars
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Q: How much money does a Gorillionaire have? A: Gorillions of dollars!.

Colonel Tigh Ambrosia

Colonel Tigh Ambrosia
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Raise your glass to the best drink in the Colonial Fleet – Colonel Tigh Ambrosia. This special blend has been distilled in Galactica’s own stills and is made with Rum, Spice and other crisp Caprican Flavours. When you’re off duty enjoy a glass at Joe’s Bar with the crew, maybe Saul Tigh will even buy you a drink!.

Mother Dick Construction

Mother Dick Construction
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Join Abraham and his friends at Mother D construction. Located just outside the beautiful town of Alexandria, Mother D Construction is devoted to you. We specialize in building walls!.

Mildly Destructive Giant Robot

Mildly Destructive Giant Robot
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There’s an extremely destructive robot, and then there’s the mildly destructive one. We’ll take our chances with the mild one..

Don’t Call Me Shirley

Don't Call Me Shirley
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There it is – the statement/question that you dread. Surely, you must be kidding. Surely, you can’t be serious. Surely, that is not the price of that car. Surely, you must be mistaken. Haven’t you ever wanted to be a smart ass and answer with “”Don’t call me Shirley.””.

Let’s Roll Another Hoodie

Let's Roll Another Hoodie
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It’s always fun and games here. Time to roll another!.

Word to Your Mothra

Word to Your Mothra
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Rappin’ sick beats since 1990… word to your Mothra..

Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?

Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?
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Every time I call the IT help desk, I seem to get the same answer: Hello, this is IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?.

Best Wurst

Best Wurst
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Is there anything more classically American than grilled meats? Hot dogs or brats, it doesn’t matter which you choose…as long as you choose the best wurst..

The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
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What are you up to this weekend? I think I’m gonna go see that new movie – The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down. It looks pretty good…not sure if it is a remake though..