Drugs or guns, we have what you need at Trevor Philips Enterprises… I mean, Trevor Philips Industries… which also goes by Trevor Philips Corporation… doing business as TPI Conglomerate aka TP Conglomerate… under the alias TP. Inc..
When HP isn’t writing stories on his typewriter, you’ll find him at his craft table. Seriously, he just loves crafts..
Everyone says they’re just going to vote for the lesser of the two evils, but why do that? Vote Cthulhu, then enjoy your soul’s plummet into the dark abyss..
What do you do when an unruly gorilla takes a fair maiden hostage? You send in the Royal Guard with their best negotiator! Forget jumping over barrels and leaping across platforms, this all could be solved with a little one-on-one time to try and calm the suspect down before making an arrest..
In any tough situation there’s always a silver lining. You just need to figure out how to be an Optimus about it..
For anyone who’s played the classic 80’s quarter sluper Gauntlet, you know this phrase. Don’t shoot the potions!.
Nothing says Chicago like brushing two feet of snow off your car while wearing shorts in 35 degree weather…during April. The Windy City’s weather is more unpredictable than its sports teams. No matter the season & cold or construction & don’t be caught without a Sweet Home Chicago tshirt from this collection. This gift pack includes: Chicago Style Hot Dog (gray tshirt); Chicago Landmarks (red tshirt); Chicago Sports (white tshirt)..