Everyone knows that Bears eat cheese. Even if you base your football picks on the mascot alone then you have to go with the Bears over the Packers..
The Nun Chuck – A weapon so deadly it’s banned in 673 countries across the globe. We advise you to keep your distance..
Who said you wouldn’t use chemistry after college? Clearly it’s the best way to pick up a date at a bar..
This is the year the world is going to end…in theory. But who knew that the dead would become the undead as early as Thanksgiving? All I’m saying is be careful what you eat this holiday season – and stay away from the zombie turkeys for sure..
Hey ladies, why don’t you check out my dad body? How do you get this? Moderate exercise followed by pizza and beer on the weekends..
It’s sad to think that future generations will not savor the golden spongy goodness of a Twinkie. Join our society to preserve what’s left..