Bears Eat Cheese

Bears Eat Cheese
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Everyone knows that Bears eat cheese. Even if you base your football picks on the mascot alone then you have to go with the Bears over the Packers..

There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand

There's Always Money in the Banana Stand
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Well, Mr. Manager, don’t forget – there’s always money in the banana stand. Wink, Wink..

Nun Chuck

Nun Chuck
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The Nun Chuck – A weapon so deadly it’s banned in 673 countries across the globe. We advise you to keep your distance..

Bowser Shall Not Pass

Bowser Shall Not Pass
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Bowser shall not pass! Fly you super fools!.

Copper & Tellurium

Copper & Tellurium
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Who said you wouldn’t use chemistry after college? Clearly it’s the best way to pick up a date at a bar..

Zombie Turkey – It Came From The Gravy

Zombie Turkey - It Came From The Gravy
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This is the year the world is going to end…in theory. But who knew that the dead would become the undead as early as Thanksgiving? All I’m saying is be careful what you eat this holiday season – and stay away from the zombie turkeys for sure..

100% Dad Body

100% Dad Body
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Hey ladies, why don’t you check out my dad body? How do you get this? Moderate exercise followed by pizza and beer on the weekends..

The Scooby Gang

The Scooby Gang
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Solving mysteries or slaying vampires, whatever you need, the Scooby Gang can handle it..

Charles Darwin – Well I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle

Charles Darwin - Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
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Just call me Uncle Charlie!.

The Twinkie Preservation Society

The Twinkie Preservation Society
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It’s sad to think that future generations will not savor the golden spongy goodness of a Twinkie. Join our society to preserve what’s left..