Pretty sure Captain Jack Sparrow is on one of those pirate ships..
Grab your bros and whip up some man-margs, we’re about to get weird! Show your friends that you’re up for anything with this totally tight-butthole shirt..
Just sittin’ there eating my McDonald’s, taking a break from guarding the prison when a pretty little Walker ran on by… Dead Giveaway!.
Don’t forget that Dr. Tobias Funke from Arrested Development was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist. Don’t let the business card scare you..
What would you do if your dinner started singing to you? I suppose you’d put it back in the oven until it picks a better rock anthem to sing..
Vote for Burt Gummer, he’ll never let you down! He’s only ran out of ammo once, he’s strictly anti-underground monster, and he owns a cannon!.