Visit Beautiful LV-426!

Visit Beautiful LV-426!
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The Weyland-Yutani Travel Service welcomes you to beautiful LV-426! See derelict crafts with space jockey fossils, the quaint nearby town of Hadley’s Hope, or the Xenomorph underground dwellings. There’s something for every man, woman, and artificial person on LV-426!.

America, F*ck Yeah! Poster

America, F*ck Yeah! Poster
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America… America… America, F*CK YEAH! Poster prices vary by size..

Crying in Baseball

Crying in Baseball
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I don’t care what Jimmy Dugan says, 101 years is something to cry about!.

Captain Pickard Says Make It Sew

Captain Pickard Says Make It Sew
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Make it sew! This shirt will show off your love for traveling the universe, as well as your preferred downtime hobby..

How to Gain Superpowers Poster

How to Gain Superpowers Poster
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Throughout time, man has struggled with the realization that he is nothing more than ordinary. We have looked up to those with superpowers and imagined what it would be like to have powers of our own. Now you can follow along with our 6 step process to see if you too can gain superpowers. Poster prices vary by size..

Trevor Philips Enterprises Hoodie

Trevor Philips Enterprises Hoodie
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Drugs or guns, we have what you need at Trevor Philips Enterprises… I mean, Trevor Philips Industries… which also goes by Trevor Philips Corporation… doing business as TPI Conglomerate aka TP Conglomerate… under the alias TP. Inc..

This is MY Drinking Shirt

This is MY Drinking Shirt
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You can wear this very subtle shirt to the movies, to a baseball game, to church…or you might just want to wear it to your favorite dive bar..

Keep Calm and AIM FOR THE HEAD Poster

Keep Calm and AIM FOR THE HEAD Poster
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Did you ever take out the garbage on a cold, dark night and wonder if there were zombies lurking out by the dumpster? Don’t worry. If you ever run into them, Keep Calm and AIM FOR THE HEAD! Poster prices vary by size..

Let’s Get Weird

Let's Get Weird
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Grab your bros and whip up some man-margs, we’re about to get weird! Show your friends that you’re up for anything with this totally tight-butthole shirt..

Cap’n ‘Merica

Cap'n 'Merica
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He defends the land of the free and the home of the brave. He recites the pledge before breakfast each morning. He’s Cap’n ‘Merica..